That time of the… Fortnight? (*warning some images will make some squeamish)

Here’s what I am doing this morning. Its the same thing I am doing every Friday morning on a fortnightly basis. My blood work to see how my Neutrophil levels are going, to see how my immune system (or lack of) is holding up. Despite a recent bout of the WORLDS WORST HEAD COLD, I managed to control my BP and stay off an IV bag in hospital. Which is kind of a shame because I could of done with the time off work and the opportunity to stare at the hot ass med students.

Funnily enough as a child I was absolutely petrified of needles. I remember needing one for a family trip to Malaysia and needing Mum my 2 older sisters and a nurse to sit on me just for this needle. Now I get them regularly enough. My blood gets taken by the same nurse every time and she’s about to go on holidays and well I am kind of attached to my favourite blood sucker. She’s gentle and friendly and doesn’t make this part hurt so much

I am going to suggest a couple of replacements, after all I am one of their most frequent customers I should have some say in the matter.

 Oh Eric you can suck, I mean take my blood any time. No seriously.
Do you think he has a resume? I wonder if sparkling in sunlight and making me swoon is down as his interests

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